The Return of the Thing or Ode to a Toad

Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the hideous toad. It’s continuing mission to seek out new kitsch and new campiness. To boldly be tacky where no $5.99 frog has ever dared to ruin the decor of someones house before!!!!
Here is a short Haiku.
Oh Blobby fat frog.
You left me for a short time.
But now you are back.
Well it looks like the Frogstrocity had returned. He has traveled to Fort Wayne, Florida and now back to his humble abode. I will not give up however! The frog WILL travel again!! Beware all of you, for you do not know when the frog may rain upon you!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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