Archive for February, 2008

This ain’t Ratatouille!

February 24, 2008

 Diarrhea cha cha cha

Now, I don’t know much about the Fox show ‘Kitchen Nightmares’, only what I have seen from ads. Apparently, the host goes to disgusting run down restaurants, yells at them, and turns them around. The website for this show at the time of this writing, has video of the host finding mold and gunk in a restaurant and God knows what else! In my experience, a bad letter or newspaper article about unsanitary restaurants, almost always leads to closure, or change of management. I have seen it happen to several establishments around here, including a Chinese place my wife adored! Yuck!

So, it seems this Kitchen Nightmares show may be “showcasing” (is that the word I should use?) an eatery in a neighboring town to me, and the Mayor seems to optimistically think this will drive business TO his town! Wait, what?!?! South Bend Mayor Steve Luecke says, “The great thing is obviously there will be more hotel usage but I think you know the spinoff is national exposure, people hearing about South Bend, positive things going on here. Now I like Mayor Luecke, however, I can think of THOUSANDS of “positive things” to say about South Bend besides, “One of our restaurants is SO infested a T.V. crew is going to film it for a gross out show! Come witness the freak show, stay for the dysentery!” Must politicians comment on EVERYTHING?


Nader Hater

February 24, 2008

Nader

I woke up this morning to find Nader is throwing his tattered useless hat back in the ring. Conveniently after the Caucasus mind you. I hold this ass-pimple personally responsible for W’s “election”. It’s no secret he is the Republicon’s shill, but no matter, this joke won’t happen again. Anyone stupid enough to throw away there vote on him, is also too dumb to find there way to the polls on Super Tuesday anyway. Source

O’Racist at it again.

February 22, 2008

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“That’s wrong. And I don’t want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there’s evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels. If that’s how she really feels — that America is a bad country or a flawed nation, whatever — then that’s legit. We’ll track it down.” -Bill O’rielly

As if Kelly Tilghman and her bone head comments, and Golf Week’s infuriating follow up wasn’t bad enough, I haven’t heard a thing on the the main press about this, yet.

R.I.P. HDDVD D.O.A. LOL OMG STFU!

February 16, 2008

HDDVD Vs Blu

Walmart, Netflix, and Best Buy essentially put the final nail in the coffin for HDDVD. Now the last flag flyer for the format has quit. Toshiba is ceasing production of HDDVD with an announcement expected next week. I am glad to see this format war end, possibly even more than the devise of Circuit City’s Divx debacle. The quicker this ends, the quicker we get greater movies, and classic titles in sweet 1080p goodness. Source

Does it Float?

February 12, 2008

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This is VERY good! They totally nailed the taste of a root beer float! Smooth, decadent, creamy, PERFECTION! What are you waiting for?!?! Go drink this now! Nothing short of Diabetes should keep you from tasting this! Quite frankly, I think it would be worth one measly diabetic coma if you are.*

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Republicons; “Stop this train, I wanna get off!”

February 7, 2008

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Romney Suspends presidential campaign .

Romney bows, “Get a” Rush Limbaugh and ‘m’Ann Coultler swear to elect Hillary before McCain! This logic shows how little the Republicons care about this country. They feel that Senator Clinton is so awful she would “sink” this country. So to teach us a lesson, they would let her “wreck” it, than have a mildly reasonable crook like McCain. All the G.O.P has to offer is fear as usual. I believe that they are starting all of this ruckus, to take attention away from the sky rocket that is Senator Obama. However you look at it, it will take more cheating, lying , and vote rigging than ever before to win 2008, and that scares ME.