Does it Float?

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This is VERY good! They totally nailed the taste of a root beer float! Smooth, decadent, creamy, PERFECTION! What are you waiting for?!?! Go drink this now! Nothing short of Diabetes should keep you from tasting this! Quite frankly, I think it would be worth one measly diabetic coma if you are.*

*Carnell, A&W ® , WordPress.com, or the American Diabetes Association do not condone, endorse, or suggest the actual ingestion of this product if you are in fact, diabetic. Check with your Physician if you suspect that you are. Check your blood sugar, check it often, with or with out the help of actor Wilfred Brimley. Diabetes is a serious disease and the preceding was a joke. If you were offended, or did not in fact find this post funny, please find a brown paper bag and breathe into it repeating “I need to fucking learn to take a joke” seven to eight times. If you actually take advice, and act upon the ramblings of some random asshole’s blog, please do the following. Find all United States currency in your residence in denominations of ten dollars or more, and mail it immediately to the writer of this blog. Some restrictions may apply. A&W® Bottled Floats may not be available in your area.

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One Response to “Does it Float?”

  1. T Harrington Says:

    LOL! I will have to hunt this down now… worth one measly diabetic coma.
    Enjoyed the post!

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